It’s a technological breakthrough!
There are no hallucinations in A.I – only “multi-dimensional insights.”
Early reports suggest reality is now optional, confidence is mandatory, and all outputs are 100% correct (in at least one alternate universe, anyway).
Correct Data is more of a suggestion now – brought to you by the A.I. Company or Big4 Consultancy organisation you are using.
Look at him go!
He is super keen to get there and take advantage of those monster savings.
Such a shame that all the good shopping malls are located inland…
Happy merry seasons greetings and salutations, or whatever, to everyone!
Stay safe and find joy where you can.
See? You are all so WRONG!
The A.I. generated report produced by Deloitte for the Qld Government was not incorrect & riddled with false information. It was actually SO accurate that it is predicting the future.
But of course, feeble human minds are never going to be able to understand just how advanced any of the Big 4 consulting firms are, and why you really need them.
To prove this point, even KPMG have been held accountable for obviously also being to far advanced for mere mortals to comprehend.
To the point that even with humans checking the A.I Generated work, the stupid carbon-based lifeforms were not able to see any errors.
When are we all going to learn that Consultancies are never wrong – they are just too advanced for us to properly comprehend what they do?
Backup screenshots for when AI eventually wipes this incorrect reporting from the internet:
–> Deloitte apologises for AI report
–> KPMG Makes errors the old-fashioned way.
