If you have an accident tomorrow, do you have an “exit strategy” in place?
Have you got a friend or trusted partner that will go and delete all your browser history, so no-one will ever know your secret online shame?
You know what I mean.
All those hours online when you said you were doing important things, and instead you were googling for info about the Kardashians, “researching” government conspiracies or searching for images of cats dressed as ballerinas.
Now don’t go and act like you have never done those things.
After all, they are what the internet was invented for.