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Even before he played B.A Baracus in “The A-Team“, it is rumored that Mr T still pitied fools and made sure that Jibba-Jabba never went unchallenged – in a culinary sense.

It is whispered in hushed tones that he preferred non-vegetarian restaurants.
He went to one of these establishments once and ordered a sandwich.
His review was simply “Where’s the meat? This sandwich is full of weeds! I ain’t eatin’ nothing I don’t understand!”
When the owner of the restaurant tried to complain, Mr T said “Don’t Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka!”
And that was the end of that.

I am just waiting for Mr T to come out of retirement and sort out all those fools on “Masterchef”, “Top Chef” or “My Kitchen Rules”.