FailWhale tries to raise some capital venture

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If the failwhale had an awesome business idea, do you think he would be able to shake off all his bad press, and be ale to raise the capital needed to get it going?

I have a feeling that he is branded as a “high risk” investment forever…

Why Crocodiles don’t use twitter

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One day, my 4yr old son was explaining to me that since Crocodiles have really short arms, they can’t play computer games or do martial arts.

I guess that is also why we don’t see more of them on twitter or facebook….

I also made another cartoon based on this same conversation, which you can see on flickr.

Fail Whale Master Criminal

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This comic was inspired by wondering where all the tweets go when the failwhale shows up.
Maybe he is the one responsible for the tweets going missing, to begin with?

And those birds would be the prefect henchmen….

BrailleWhale – FailWhales lesser known cousin

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I’ll bet you that FailWhale just pretends that BrailleWhale is not even related when they bump into each other in the vast ocean expanses.

He is probably far too busy floating around in his pretentious bird powered “tweet-net” to remember the little people or where he came from……..