Luigi is so lonely.

He is never the winner.
Always being over-shadowed by his brother Mario.
Never getting the girl.
Never winning a kingdom.

And Link was just…. there and they had SOOO much in common.
They both like green.
They both, um, well….  Look, probably lots of things I can’t think of, OK?

And in the right light, through the bottom of a beer bottle, Link does look kinda like a girl.

This comic was partly inspired by this very cool strip called “It Sucks to be Weegie” by Interrobang Studios. #fistbump to the team over there. They are doing awesome work.