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Dependants published on 3 Comments on Dependants

I know people who spend more time on their social networks than they do with their kids.

I can already imagine the psychologists and therapists that are wringing their hands in delight at the thought of this.
Very soon, there will be people who need help to get over their abandondment issues caused directly by the lack of attention they are recieving right now.

But you need to face facts here – Being popular on a social network is a full time job. If you are serious about it, you gotta put in the hours.
The internet gods know this, which is why games exist. Then the kids can be kept occupied killing imaginary things, or doing challenges that they will never need to replicate, while the adults talk to people that are not actually there.

See how life just sort of works out evenly?

The Fun Circles

The Fun Circles published on 1 Comment on The Fun Circles

Google+ is here.
And it has circles. Circles for you to put groups of people into.

Despite all the other debate that G+ (that is what the cool kids like me call it) has spurned, I am here to help out with something that I feel is really truly important – naming the circles so they mean something to the user.

Sure, Google+ offers some default circle names to start you off, but you want these groups to really mean something to you. Right?
So get creative and make names that work for you. Use titles that will help you remember who is in the circle.

And above all, just enjoy it.

Offline Google+ Circles

Offline Google+ Circles published on 1 Comment on Offline Google+ Circles

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you love Google+ so much that you want it to be MORE than just online?
Do you believe that life will be so much easier to manage if you can have things other than just people organised into circles?
Then you are in the right place!

Amazing advances in technology mean that you can now take circles OFFLINE!!
Go and get some right now! 

Simply put these stickers on whatever you want, and write a circle name on them and Voila!
You get all the fun of grouping stuff into circles ANYWHERE!

  •  3 circles included in each pack
  •  Individual circles are about 30mm each
  •  No internet connection required!

TIP – Buy 6 at a time to increase your fun.
Oh, and to get a 50% discount as well

Furry Download

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You wouldn’t download a bear…

Well, what if you could? I am pretty sure it would not end well. That bear would come out of your computer pretty cranky at having been squeezed through the tubes that the internet is made of.
I imagine the tubes to be pretty small, judging solely on how long it takes me to download nude photos of WWF wrestlers informational articles about cooking.

This comic was inspired by this poster, which of makes fun of the Anti-Piracy ads that appear on videos and DVDs before a rental movie starts. Oh, you have no idea what that ad is?  Then by all means, go and watch it.

Anyway, if I was going to download real things off the web, they would be:

  • Comic books (real ones)
  • Money
  • Pizza
  • A Unicorn.

In that order.

 

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