Twitter finally sells out

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What would it look like if twitter decided to finally sell out to one of the worlds largest and most famous corporations on earth?
Maybe something like this!

There seem to be rumors all the time, about twitter courting offers from large corporations looking to get a piece of their social media pie.
So why not recieve a capital injection from someone who actually has pie?

I think this is actually no more ridiculous that twitter selling out to yahoo, Microsoft or Google.
If the partnership is right and money can be made, who is to say what can happen?

For example, Zappos recently sold out to Amazon, which surprised many.
The world of corporate takeovers and mergers is a murky one and full of strange bedfellows.

I think that “McTwitter” could offer a really  a unique offering.
The resulting product would be offered to a customer base from both organisations, which is a large, diverse demographic audience.
Both organisations also have products which are understood and loved by many.

I, for one, cannot wait to order my tweetburger, follow-a-cola and hot apple reply ‘re’pie ……


Can you still have “fries with that” or can you just follow them? If it was Facebook I am sure they would have a de-friending policy, those bastards!

I reckon that if you tried to de-friend them, you may wake up with Grimace standing over your bed….

I don’t trust Grimace. Who the hell ever heard of a purple potato?
I think it is actually proof of McDonalds trialing genetic engineering.

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