Deloitte A.I. didn’t fail

Deloitte A.I. didn’t fail published on

See? You are all so WRONG!

The A.I. generated report produced by Deloitte for the Qld Government was not incorrect & riddled with false information. It was actually SO accurate that it is predicting the future.
But of course, feeble human minds are never going to be able to understand just how advanced any of the Big 4 consulting firms are, and why you really need them.

To prove this point, even KPMG have been held accountable for obviously also being to far advanced for mere mortals to comprehend.
To the point that even with humans checking the A.I Generated work, the stupid carbon-based lifeforms were not able to see any errors.

When are we all going to learn that Consultancies are never wrong – they are just too advanced for us to properly comprehend what they do?


Backup screenshots for when AI eventually wipes this incorrect reporting from the internet:
–> Deloitte apologises for AI report 
–> KPMG Makes errors the old-fashioned way.

A sound theory

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Weird. I use exactly the same theory when I am deciding what to do in my life…
So far, it has not failed me.

Of course, if I could travel back in time, it would probably only be to tell my younger self to keep my Star Wars figurines and my Steve Austin “Six Million Dollar Man” action figure in their original unopened packaging.

 

Location aware

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Smartphones are becoming far more location aware with every new release.

They know where they are – sometimes better than you do. So eventually, it is feasible that they will be so aware that they can tell you not just where you are, but where you are about to go to. And they won’t need your input to do this either.

From there, it is just a small jump to the Smartphones becoming self-aware.

We all know what happens after that, don’t we?
……skynet.