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Those bad words

Those bad words published on 2 Comments on Those bad words

This comic is my attempt to help out mankind.
I feel it is time to finally reveal the truth about how all those bad, unwanted and NSFW words end up in our browser cache.

The answer is simple – CATS!

The popularity of LOLcats and cats on the internet in general, has gotten us fooled into believing they are cute, cuddly and a little bit stupid. But that is just what they want you to think.

In fact, I believe that cats are the source of many of the problems in our world.
It makes perfect sense – especially when you consider that  “CATastrophe” is the word used for bad things that happen and it has the word “CAT” in it.
Co-incidence? I think not. More like a warning that we are ignoring.

I must stop writing now. My cat is watching me…………………………………..

Movember Mo Stash

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As you are probably aware by now, Movember will soon be upon us again.
This year, I will not be growing a Mo. I have done this for the past few years, and this year the world needs a break from the awesomeness that I produce.

My moustache is so manly, that it is classified as a lethal weapon. Think I am kidding? See the proof in this actual image of my effort from last year,  below.tough-stache

As you can see, it is not fair to unleash this on the world again.

But fear not – although I am not personally growing a mo, I will be supporting Movember in my own way.
I will be posting images over the next few weeks, which will show a little moustache image on them, like the one above does.
Any pics with this moustache icon will be free for Movember participants to download and use as they see fit.

You don’t even need to link back to my site if you don’t want to, but it would be nice.

More new pics, especially for Movember, will be posted soon.
In the meantime, I have also prepared an emergency moustache for you in case you need one fast!
Click on the image below to download it as a PDF.

Emergency Movember Moustache
Click to download

Sausage check

Sausage check published on 2 Comments on Sausage check

Please ensure you always check your meat to make sure you get the full use out of it.

In case you are not aware of the practice, the comic above refers to the fad of using  a Meat Stylus on iPhone & iPad screens.
As these devices have a display that needs conductivity to work, using something like a pen,etc,will not let you use the interface.

Many savvy users quickly figured out that they could use sausages on their touch screens as a stylus,and have it work successfully.
The sausage conducts the bio-electric current and allows the screen to be used without actually touching it with your fingers.

The trend appears to have begun in South Korea when users wanted a solution to using their phones in the winter.
Apparently snack sausages were found to be electrostatically compatible with the iPhone’s capacitive touchscreen, leading many to use them as a “meat stylus” in the cold weather, rather than remove a glove.
And it’s not just a joke – apparently South Korean snack sausage sales soared.

One of the side benefits of this is that the users get to keep their screens fingerprint free, as well as having a tasty snack to use after a hard session of “Angry birds” or “Cut the Rope“.

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